Oh, hello, hello, hello.  Or, as you youngsters put it...."How is it dangling, G?"

 

This is your Aunt Potty, dropping by to answer another potty question.

 

Today's question comes from an emailer named Mr. I.P. Freely  Mr. Freely asks,

 

 

Mercy, I., this is a stinky situation.  However, we must not be judgemental.  Your friend isn't sick.....just disturbed.  You see, once you open that bathroom door and cross the imaginary stink wall, you have entered a "NO MOUTH" zone.  What that means is, under no circumstances are you to put anything to or near your mouth while in there.  No to brushing teeth.  No to using your hands to drink out of the faucets.  No to taking your can of pop in there with you.  And by all means, NO to eating while in there. 

 

This is especially in the men's restroom.  Being in a men's restroom is just slightly better than wallering around in pig slop.....just slightly.  So, please I., please tell your poor friend to use an alternative to brushing in there.  Possibly he could brush in the parking lot?  Or maybe at his desk, spitting into a cup?

 

Oh, and I.  When you say "I happen to know the bathroom at work is very nasty" I know that means you are a stinker in there.  Please, I., think of others before having that brocholi omelet for breakfast next time.

 

Now, before departing, I want to thank everyone who has told Bill how much you like my posts.  He has promised to let me post a little more frequently in the future.  Just as a hint, I have a question from Bill's 9 year old about leaving skid marks on the porcelin.  That will be our next topic!!!

 

Until then....tootaloo....

 

Aunt Potty