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    12月5日

    Please Potty, Don't Hurt 'em

    Can't touch this.....
     
    Hello everyone, this is your Aunt Potty, once again "touch'n' base with my homelies". 
     
    Today, I am going to tackle one of my most frequently asked question.  It was most recently asked by Bill's nine year old son, Z-Dog.  Z-Dog writes,
     
    Dear Aunt Potty,
    Frequently, when I go to the bathroom, I see big brown skid marks on the bowl.  One of my other brothers, likely A-Train, drops the big mookies in there, and they leave landing marks.  Some are big wide ones, while others are narrow tick marks.  My question is, isn't there some rules to be followed if you leave chocolate stripes on the porcelain?  Thanks, AP.
    Z-Dog
    My my my, Z-Dog, you sure has a colorful vocabulary, don't you?  Z-Dog, you have a very common question.  Many, usually wifes/mothers, ask me this question.  My answer is an emphatic, YES.  Yes there is some potty etticate here.  Let me explain.
     
    When someone leaves a "bacon strip" inside the toilet, they are obligated to address it either with additional paper/flushes or a squirt of a little saniflush.  Either way, you should never leave your calling card in the john.  Goodness, that would be like sneezing on a mirror, then just wiping your nose off. 
     
    Remember my saying, "Trip to the head, leave it as clean as your bed." 
     
    Thanks for the question, Z-Dog. 
     
    To all my peepers out there, feel free to send me your potty questions.  I live to serve.
     
    Until next time.....I wish everyone many happy flushes.
     
    Tootaloo.
     
     

    Aunt Potty

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    jg发表:
    THAT was funny and I actually wondere the same thing myself.  LOL!!
    1 月 7 日
    AT LuckyDorit​oDory发表:
    Thanks Aunt Potty for clearing up any lingering questions this wife/mother may have had concerning this issue!!  LOL
    12 月 10 日
    ...And The Little Minion发表:
    "Bacon strip" in the toilet is the worst! When using a public toilet, the presence of a bacon strip forces me to leave that bathroom and seak a cleaner environment.
     
    ;) Michele
    12 月 7 日
    FieldsStra​wberry发表:
    That is one of the most interesting and most disgusting blog entries ever.  I'd be mortified to find any sort of markings on my toilet although my nephews have been having a problem with it at their house.  I mean how would you leave marks on the bowl.  Another enigma.  I mean it should be going straight into the bowl with no marks left behind unless you're not directly over the bowl and you're kinda have your deposit area too close to the bowl.  I can't believe I just typed that.  Skid marks are quite confusing.  
    12 月 7 日
    CAROL发表:
    Dear AUNT POTTY... Does your toilet paper roll flap over the front or does it roll from the back and what is your  expert opinion of the way it should roll??? PS..Does the person who leaves his "SCENT" behind have to be obligated to spray the air before they leave??? Just thought you would know!   :   )
    12 月 6 日

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