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1月21日

The Return Of An Old Friend

Let's face it.  I am so juiced about the Colts win, I likely won't sleep tonight.  So, since I have some time and a lot of energy on my hands, I am posting in any and all of my blogs.
 
Recently, son #1 had to sell magazine subscriptions for his class to raise funds.  Usually, I buy a couple kids magazines for the younger ones when asked in this situation.  However, this time I took a stand.  I said, "I am buying something for me.  No more Nickelodeon magazine!".  So, I bought a ESPN, The Magazine subscription...and a subscription to a magazine I used to read long, long ago.  I bought a subscription to Mother Earth News.
 
I have always liked the idea of articles about how to raise tomatoes, how to build your own log cabin, and what the best garden tiller/cultivator is.  So, when I saw "Mother" on the list, I had to pull the trigger.
 
My first issue arrived Saturday.  It was promptly stored where all my most prized reading material is placed...in the Longaberger basket next to the throne.  As I began thumbing through it, I was happy to see very little had changed. 
 
Then I reached the classifieds at the back of the mag....and started laughing so hard I almost fell off my commode.  As others passed by, I was asked several times if I was OK. 
 
Here is a sampling:
  1. European Berets - $10  (Look like LeBeau)
  2. Soon the Government will enforce the mark of the beast - more info.... (666 coming your way)
  3. Garden for rent - fenced  (wonder if they will plant, water, weed, pick, and mail to me)
  4. Home Dairy/Cheesemaking equipment  (hmm...cutting the cheese.  Seems ironic)
  5. Skin or colon Problems?  (never really thought of the two together)
  6. Reliable Tents and Tipis (People really use tipis?)
  7. Incinolet - Electric incinerating toilets (I want nothing "incinerating" around Little Bill)
  8. Get more affection with Pheromones (So, if I smell better, Mrs Bill will like me more.  Duh)
  9. Micro Cabin plans (I don't want a micro cabin)
  10. Septic Heater - patented (those patent clerks really earn their $$$)

 

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hey... just stopping by to see what's new!
1 月 26 日
You need to go a toilet strap to keep from falling off the commode.  Very dangerous.  Never know what you could sprain or break.  Yikes!  ESPN.  I don't see how guys need an entire magazine for coverage on sports.  I read a few articles here and there and I'm pretty good for a conversation on football.  I was torn between who to root for in the game this past weekend.  Whoever got the ball I'd hope they would score.  I guess the Pats had their turn so now it's time for the Colts to go give it a shot.  See ya!
1 月 23 日

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